The Outrageous Death of Otto Warmbier
North Korea has blamed America for Otto Warmbier’s Death. That’s bunk. Trump & Co. should nuke North Korea tonight!
North Korea is known as the “worst place on earth” for good reason. Thousands of people there are systematically tortured, subjected to screwy propaganda, sent to prison camps, and indoctrinated on a daily basis. Most of the Hermit Kingdom’s inhabitants survive on rodents and scraps, and many just starve or wither away. In the winter months, they often freeze to death. No one but the tyrannical little rascal, Kim Jong-un (below in mouse ears) and his crooked comrades, have any true freedom, and no one is allowed to leave.
A day after UVA student Otto Warmbier (below with North Korean goons) was laid to rest in his hometown of Cincinnati, Ohio, the extreme regime in Pyongyang released a statement to local state-controlled television, KCBC, saying his death was a mystery and denied accusations that Otto had been subjected to torture and beatings during his captivity there, according to the propaganda outlet.
Instead, North Korea’s deranged top diplomat and vice foreign minister, Han Song Ryol, blamed the Obama administration for Otto’s death, which, he argued, “never formally requested Otto’s release,” claiming Otto was “a victim of the policy of strategic patience.” What the f*#k?!
“The fact that Otto died suddenly in less than a week just after his return to the U.S. in his ‘normal state of health’ is a mystery to us as well,” the foreign ministry was quoted by KCNA/KCBC as saying.
Otto, just 22 (above/below), was arrested in the reclusive kingdom while visiting as a tourist via Xi’an, China (he signed up with the rather sketchball Young Pioneer Tours company, based in the PRC but run by a British expat named Gareth Johnson, whose slogan is “providing budget travel to destinations your mother would rather you stayed away from.”). He was sentenced to 15 years of hard labor for attempting to steal a propaganda placard in a hotel, according to North Korean autocrats. After 17 months, he was brought back to the United States with catastrophic brain injury, what doctors described as a state of “unresponsive wakefulness”, and died six days after he got home.
“Although Warmbier was a criminal who committed a hostile act against the DPRK, we accepted the repeated requests of the present US administration and, in consideration of his bad health, sent him back home on humanitarian grounds,” said the North Koreans. The exact cause of Otto’s death remains unclear. Doctors at the University of Cincinnati Medical Center, where he was treated after his return from the North, declined to provide details, and his family asked the Hamilton County Coroner on Tuesday not to perform an autopsy. The doctors could find no evidence of the North Korean explanation — botulism, a food-borne disease — that Otto contracted while in custody.
In a written statement, the foreign ministry claimed the US was spreading lies about North Korea’s role in Otto’s death. “The smear campaign against the DPRK staged in the US compels us to make firm determination that humanitarianism and benevolence for the enemy are taboo and we should further sharpen the blade of law. The US should ponder the grave consequences of its reckless and rash act.”
Anyway, Lil’ Kim and his maniacal minions must be violently crushed — to avenge Otto’s death, obviously, and to preserve and project American power in the Pacific theater. President Trump and the Pentagon should eradicate those North Korean nitwits by any means necessary, even if that means overturning Executive Order 12333, which doesn’t allow the American government to snuff out foreign leaders or engage in political assassinations. The POTUS should send our missiles, troops and SpecOps warriors, in overwhelming force, to Residence No. 55 (Lil Kim’s swishy compound) and Kim Il-sung Square, etc. And he must justify this action by declaring with righteous conviction that we have discarded the clichés of our paper-tiger past and that the U.S. now places America first, for realz!
Eliminating North Korea’s criminal state and military machinery can be done by brute, resolute and hardcore force. We must do the equivalent of de-Leninizing/de-Ba’athifying the country, by eviscerating every apparatchik and douchebag commie in the land, and eliminating every branch of its government and all ‘deep state‘ organs and actors. This goal cannot be achieved painlessly, by weaponry alone. It requires invasion by ground troops, along with our South Korean and Japanese allies, who will be at serious risk, and will incur casualties (check this out and Stratfor’s scenario analysis); we will also have to impose a period of Martial Law to stabilize the peninsula and repel the PLA from traversing the Northern border. But nothing less will “end the state” that most cries out to be ended. And the sooner the better.
Here is yet another perfect opportunity to make America’s enemies understand that it will take up arms, anywhere and on principle, to secure Americans’ right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. The end of “strategic patience” is here. R.I.P., Otto Warmbier — you are forever seared into America’s consciousness! We’re comin’ for you, Lil’ Kim!
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