The New Nip And Tuck
Shape-shifting your vagina is all the rage. Droves of daring girls are utilizing plastic surgery to achieve the perfect private parts.
In places like Calabasas, California (a suburb of LA and Kardashian stronghold), South Beach, Miami and Oakland (near San Fran), girls aspire to have juicy, jam-packed cabooses and mondo vajayjays. Thanks to Kim K. and hip hop’s tacky fetishism for phat-booties and moose knuckles, broads of all aesthetic stripes/body types have sought ‘sexy’ conspicuous contours, over-scaled ‘trunk junk’ and ginormous knockers for the past decade or so. We all know that poonanies come in a wonderful, pluralistic range of shapes and sizes – something to celebrate and praise. Duh.
But girls in Asia, the Middle East and some American cities are going back to basics, reverting to waif bods, opting for petiter silhouettes and seeking subtler snatches. And the trend is starting to go viral, too – thank goodness! Chicks are finally starting to get over that big ba-donka-donk/visible vagina thing, according to surgeons who were recently surveyed throughout various Gulf states, Japan and China. Gals are going for plastic surgeries to scale down their glory slits – operations that trim the inner labia, tighten the vagina or reduce the fold of skin covering the clitoris. It’s called ‘Labiaplasty.’ Divorcees and moms do it a lot, and girls who want to feign virginity (hymen restoration, a.k.a. ‘hymanoplasty‘) are getting it done in places like Lebanon, Morocco and Taiwan. “It is giving girls with ‘a past’ a new future,” said one O&G in the know.
Labiaplasty is the fastest-growing cosmetic surgery in the world, according to The EIU. Chinese chicks and lassies in the Levant, who have a burning obsession with body image and a penchant for anatomical improvement, are particularly keen to perfect their pudendas. ‘Vaginal beautification’ is exploding on a per capita basis in Asian and Arab countries, according to recent data. “Beauty used to be all about the face. Now it’s about the body. Buttocks and breasts used to be the big thing,” said one nip/tuck MD. “Now it’s all about the vagina and making it miniaturized, prim and pretty.”
The rise in women who want so-called ‘designer vaginas’ has confounded researchers. Some say the Swedish and Brazilian bikini wax has made girls more conscious of their vulvae. Others blame online pornography for idealizing the vagina and depressing women who think their genitals are abnormally jumbo. They don’t want their thingies showing through their shorts or bikinis, said one shape-shifter doc. Camel-toe just isn’t that cool. “They’ve become ashamed,” according to OB/GYNs in the field. Tighter garms, childbirth, discomfort during exercise/’vedgies’ at the yoga studio, and critiques from discerning dudes also play a role. It is definitely catering to a culture of machismo: guys much prefer micro anatomy over macro junk, according to global studies. And in primitive cultures like Saudi Arabia, Yemen and certain African countries, girls can be subject to ghastly rituals like ‘honor killings’ and forced female genital mutilation (FGM) for having a ‘suspect vajay.’ That’s fucked!
Girls are often influenced by fashion mags and glossies featuring slender yet voluptuous women. A nip and tuck is relatively cheap (a labiaplasty costs about $2,500). Girls as young as 16 have boob jobs, nose jobs and botox, often encouraged by their friends and even their moms. But a labiaplasty – as much as we adore small beavers – carries certain risks. America’s Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has warned that some of the tools used to sculpt and reshape vaginal tissue are dangerous. Lasers used to “rejuvenate the vagina” may cause burns, scarring, desensitization or pain during sex.
Nevertheless, girls are going for it in droves. Expect this trend to pick up steam. Just be careful, girls!
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