This ‘Storm Area 51’ ARMA 3 simulation is the best thing we’ve seen all week!
For all the social justice warriors, ANTIFA misfits, wannabe ‘operators’, new age dissidents and anti-gov militiamen out there, ARMA 3 provides a killer composite of what would happen to all the freedom fighters/alien liberators during a blitz on America’s most garrisoned government installation.
The very viral ‘Storm Area 51: They Can’t Stop Us All’ plan to ambush America’s super sensitive, hyper-classified, insanely fortified installation in Nevada is still trending hard online. Almost 2 million RSVPs/’raiders’ have signed up for the offensive and plan to surmount the special forces defended, CIA-supported post in September. GOOD LUCK, SUCKERS!
Titled, ‘The Massacre Raid‘, the attack begins with droves of Red Bull-addled, neural-jacked ‘warriors’ running across the open desert brandishing AR-15s, bazookas, revolvers and all sorts of high-caliber blasters. They are met with a flurry of small arms and heavy machine-gun fire, and countless corpses begin to pile up. ‘Regret Nothing‘ and ‘Colgate‘ are emblazoned across a few woksters’ shirts (it looks like a ‘SUPREME‘ logo. Gay!). Another is wearing a shirt with a commie/Soviet soldier pointing a Makarov pistol. Gay again!
Then comes the hoverboard brigade, gallantly gliding into battle to the deafening sound of cheeseball power metal. The ARMY troopers recognize the ‘elevated threat’ of a mounted enemy and call in helicopters equipped with Hellfire missiles and Hydra rocket pods. The Apaches and Black Hawks turn the hippies into mist.
Next comes the waves of Technicals/NSTVs and modified civilian aircraft, wielding PKMs and M-249 machine guns that they purchased on the dark web but never bothered to train with because posting on Facebook and checking Instagram ‘likes’ was, like, more important.
The epic battle escalates even further when the most ‘hardcore fighters’ — still in the game and armed to the hilt — assault the target wearing body armor, surreal bunny masks and piloting weaponized yellow school buses. It starts to look like a blood-soaked Mad Max gore extravaganza with endless enemy KIAs, legions of hipsters brutally maimed or destroyed, and a cascade of red washing over the Tikaboo Valley. Planet Terror in plain sight!
The ARMY and USAF troopers celebrate by performing killer, well-choreographed dance sequences and testing advanced (alien) weapons against captive extraterrestrials. HOORA! We love ArmA 3‘s ‘aestheticization of violence’ and gratuitous savagery! Enjoy the visuals and watch the mayhem unfold here.
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