BoJo Hijacks Britain’s Bozo Marxists. Bravo!
The Big Blond Kahuna and badass Tory punker tore the Bolsheviks (Jeremy Corbyn and his progressive paintywaists) a new arse. Haha. HoHo. Oi Oi. LoL! Britain’s general election was epic!
The UK election turned into a sparkly night for the Conservatives, led by Boris Johnson, the pro-capitalist prime minister, and a dismal one for Labour and the Liberal Democrats, a.k.a. the deplorable ‘Lib Dimwits‘, neo-Marxists and wannabe revolutionaries. Mr. Johnson won a resounding mandate to bitch-slap the myopic progressives of the British body politic, ‘get Brexit done’ and rebuff some overzealous pro-Euro groupies. Securing a permanent trade deal with the European Union by the end of next year still seems iffy, however. But snatching the biggest majority for the Tories since the days of the Iron Lady was a bloody strategic grand sweep (see below). Quite the ‘Machiavellian maneuverer‘ and punk rabble-rouser, that BoJo!
One Labour stronghold after another fell to the totally tactical, politically-savvy, technologically attuned Tories, who have won a critical mass of at least 79 seats in Parliament. Hot damn! The slayed Labour sap, Jeremy Corbyn, who sought to impose retardo statist policies across the board and ‘equalize all in society’ said he would step down eventually (please hurry!). Boris’ pro-growth, Euro-skeptic platform basically triggered a profound realignment in UK politics, subverting the socialists wholesale and winning over the hearts and minds of working-class northerners and Midlanders.
Corbynism will hopefully fade into oblivion but those Jabobin Lefties, Fabian types and agitprop freaks (Antifa – now out in droves demonstrating and trying to discredit the British electoral process) typically fill the void. Like AOC in America, we’re grossed out by JC’s infernal engine of bad faith, his hocus-pocus economics (‘freebies for everyone’) and lame attempts to snatch the gonfalon of leadership through pinko propaganda, green central planning and brute force. Twat.
American progressives who tout variants of Corbynism might want to consider the adverse impact their ideological propositions would have on their own electoral prospects. In the cheeky words of one sagacious thought leader: “The red-headed stepchild of a Marxist-Jihadi chimera, Jeremy Corbin, got such an unexpected and mighty thrashing at the hands of BoJo that it virtually dissolved into a little puddle of bile on the floor of parliament. Corbin was a piece of work, a cheerleader for Hezbollah and other enemies of western civ, with a zealous antipathy to economic reality, spreading the virus of identitarian Wokesterism that has infected Britain like a plague of yore. Surely the American Dems noticed how that went down.”
Similarly, the Liberal Democrats, having failed to rally pro-Remain supporters, saw their leader, Jo Swinson, go down in flames. Good riddance. The other winner was the Scottish National Party (SNP), expected to take most seats in Scotland, thus strengthening demands for another independence referendum (ugh).
Brexit now seems inevitable but the shock-waves will pulsate through the discombobulated collective consciousness of the Loser Left, the pro-Euro posse and The London School of Economics Students’ Union.
A few celebs and artists like Stormzy, Frank Ocean, Vivienne Westwood and Hugh Grant put out the usual scaremongering twaddle via Twitter: “A dark day for minorities in the UK…Especially for British Muslims who watched as a man who said ‘Islam was the problem’, mocked veiled Muslim women, and also turned a blind eye to massive anti-Muslim hatred in his party, was just given a landslide majority by their fellow Britons” and “Ten more years of ruthless Conservative austerity and rising xenophobia for the UK.”
Please. People even sent around Banksy graffiti on social media (above) with cheesy slogans — “From this moment despair ends and tactics begin” — to signal maximum virtue and highlight the failure of the Left’s stratagems. The BBC even called the election results “stunning and extraordinary…and a failure of imagination.”
In his jolly-good-egg victory speech, the spazballz, super-sassy BoJo noted that “we broke the deadlock, we’ve ended the gridlock, we’ve smashed the roadblock — we did it!…Now we say, to our stentorian friend in the blue, twelve-star hat: it’s time to put a sock in the megaphone.” Nice! Now we can start investing in Britain and other ‘emerging markets‘ again. Lefties will be infinitely triggered! ‘Extinction rebels‘ and Antifa thugs…please fucking DIE! Congrats to UK voters. Now unleash the country’s potential and make Britain GRRREAT again!
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