Claudia Schiffer is quite possibly the cutest, SEXIEST supermodel EVER!
Making our schlongs throb on countless occasions and populating our wettest dreams, she’s now a bona fide curator, showcasing umpteen unseen images of her supermodel gal pals and fashion icons — including herself — from the 90s that will make you swoon, squirt and spritz.
Fashion is certainly fucked of late. In the wake of the Wuhan Virus and the ongoing belligerence perpetuated by the DEM-BLM-Antifa axis of weasels, the style scene has been thoroughly schwacked. Indeed, for a business that trades in the novelty of disruption, fashion has really underperformed during this cancel culture-cum-neo-fascist hissy fit; the fashion space is thoroughly, undeniably inauthentic now and dull as dishwater. Face it, fashion is dead as f#^k! Oh well.
Fashion might be moribund, but there’s few among us who haven’t felt nostalgic for certain noughties era glam, grunge, post-punk and iconic supermuses.
Enter OG supermodel and goddess Claudia Schiffer, who will be curating a multimedia exhibition in Düsseldorf, Germany as soon as the China Virus gets licked. Setting up shop both virtually and physically at the Kunstpalast Düsseldorf museum, ‘Fashion Photography From The 1990s – Curated by Claudia Schiffer’, will feature works by Juergen Teller, Karl Lagerfeld, Corinne Day, Herb Ritts, Ellen von Unwerth and more.
Claudia will also share her eye-popping personal archive shots of afterparties, fashion chums and photoshoot outtakes – Naomi, Kate, Linda, and Christy looking super sexy, puffing cigs, frolicking about, wigging out and putting our libidos into overdrive.
“It was an intense and amazing time that had not been seen before, when shoots lasted for days and fashion was front-page news for weeks,” Claudia said. “With this show, the world’s most successful model – whose career began in Düsseldorf – will reflect in a very personal way an era that set standards to this day,” said Kunst Palast‘s PR.
Assuming the China Virus doesn’t ominously mutate into a second wave tsunami and Russia doesn’t conduct a blitz on ‘woke’ Europe (watch the Belarus space!), the exhibit runs March 4 through June 13 (next year!) at Kunstpalast Düsseldorf. We’re stoked!
In the meantime, peep some of the iconic magic that actually made fashion ‘cool’ for a brief period and inspired some of our most fetishistic daydreams and rando secretions! We loved ❤ Claudia & Co. when le dernier cri didn’t suck and grunge, rave, dirty hip-hop and that new internet thing coincided with a handful of hot-to-trot alpha honies!
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