The autistic activist and New Age wunderkind pushes eco-fascism and cult ideology to the nth degree. LoL and YAWN!
Hysterical and hyperventilating, Greta Thunberg’s histrionics at the UN this week was one of the many symptoms that illustrate how modern environmentalism is degenerating into an insane millenarian cult.
“Sea levels are rising and so are we!” thundered the young Greta T. “Just listen to the science,” she says in her characteristic hissy fit. “You have deprived me of my childhood and future. How dare you!”
The Goebbels-esque pigtails. The stoic, unsmiling stare. The rancor-filled red cheeks. But then you learn little Greta has struggled with mental health conditions, including high-functioning autism, obsessive-compulsive disorder and intense anxiety. That makes it ‘uncool‘ to critique her, right? Not for us — we suffer from the same pathologies and postmodern afflictions that she does. But we’ve adapted with a little help from clonazepam, weed, STEM literacy and a lot of logic. “I want you to panic…I want you to feel the fear I feel every day,” she bellyached at the UN with crybaby eyes, hate in her heart and that nervous little twitch. “We’ll be watching you!”
As a result of her advocacy the thorny Thunberg has graced the covers of progressive rags like i-D, GQ, Time and Vogue. The Left is obsessed with the little rabble-rouser while the Right simply ignores her. But her message is not the voice of science. It is the voice of a millenarian cult leader — a freakazoid, paranoid pawn who has been programmed by ideological pressure groups, apocalyptic missionaries and a few eurocentric/scando ANTIFA sheep.
The end of the world is not nigh, so chill the fuck out, suckers! Don’t fall victim to the shallow groupthink or get shellacked by the hoodwinking hipsters who invoke selective science and claim that her ‘youthquaking spirit’ is actually constructive. It’s annoying and mental — like Gucci’s gimmicky straitjacket styles last week (below). It’s even medieval in that she advocates humanity’s return to ‘nature,’ to the state of grunting primitives digging the soil with our bare hands and running amok like barbarians. Indeed, Greta should be wearing Gucci‘s latest asylum gear — the aesthetic suits her perfectly! Even LVMH‘s head honcho, Bernard Arnault, correctly called out Greta’s fetish for eco catastrophe, saying “she’s a dynamic young girl, but she’s surrendering completely to catastrophism…I find that her views are demoralizing for young people.” Duh.
Greta is wrong about most things (read this if you really wanna get up to scratch on climate science). But she is right about one thing. The chances are virtually nil that sovereign governments of the world will do as she demands. Ordinary individuals won’t either (just look at all the litter the eco-Bolcheviks left in their hypocritical wake last week. Look at the way the holier-than-thou Dems have transformed LA and San Fran into a trash heap teeming with homelessness and pestilence — shame on them!). While Wokesters in the West virtue-signal and New Agers agitate for instant ‘structural change’, China, India, Brazil and others will continue to attach more importance to economic development and prosperity than to curbing emissions and eliminating plastics.
The planet will grow warmer, just as it grew colder in the 1600s. And we shall adapt, taking advantage of the technological innovations that will incrementally improve how we generate and store electrical power, fight off flood waters, consume discretionary goodies and sustain a comfy existence. Soon there will be carbon capture and storage (CSS) technologies, thermo-depolymerization, ubiquitous hydrogen fuel cells, geothermal get-ups, vertical farms, Beyond Meat edibles and more. All you fast-talkers on Twitter and Facebook should focus your energies on inventing or investing in disruptive technologies (for a big profit!) rather than pushing meaningless bromides and corny slogans.
Greta’s aim of turning us all into Jean Jacques Rousseau’s ‘noble savage’ is just plain lame (and super boring!). You should recognize that ‘greedy capitalists’ and Wall Street money-grubbers will drive the ‘creative destruction’ process that the eco-Nazis clamor for — they will take the risks and secure the investment for your green, ‘carbon neutral’ future that skipping school or waving placards could never do.
In this shifting matrix of modern times — socialism versus freedom, Islam versus the West, eco-fascism versus rational capitalism — one thing is for sure: the Gretas and AOCs of the world, living in a trippy AF Futurama caccoon, want the destruction of the modern economy, and the establishment of a green dictatorship. That’s why we oppose her ecological crusade and panic-mongering, fueled by political radicalism, retardation, naiveté and irresponsible parenting.
Fast forward to the future. It is now 2060 and to the embarrassment (but, we hope, relief) of Greta Thunberg, now 57, her great expectations of the end of the world have not been fulfilled. Jair Bolsonaro didn’t torch the Amazon. President Trump didn’t incinerate the planet. Even the Chinese CCP — the grimiest totalitarians of them all — didn’t ruin the oceans and kill off the earth’s precious ecosystems with endless plastic waste and toxic industrial slime. You should come back to the Rotten Apple to celebrate our survival, Greta, you little eco-psychopath! But fly hypersonic this time!
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