Trump & Co. Land in London Town
The Donald, Melania, Ivanka, etc. descend on London to celebrate sovereigns and bolster bilateral relations.
The bombastic blond bombshell Donald Trump arrived in the UK yesterday for his first official state visit. In response, London’s pantywaist progressives (below) are putting on a rather pathetic protest with cheeky placards, harebrained bromides and that giant, tangerine-tinged baby Trump blimp (poised to be pin-pricked) hovering over Trafalgar Square (a competing one, in the image of London’s lame mayor, is floating around, too!). The real freak show starts right about now with +/-180,000 blowhards expected to spill into Central London as the Trump clique sits down to dine at the US Embassy, imbibe fine ‘Iron Horse‘ wine and scarf down scrumptious Chicken McNuggets and cheese fries. The grandees then head over to France (tomorrow) for the 75th anniversary of D-Day, and will later meet with feckless French fry President Emmanuel Macron before returning to home turf Joint Base Andrews.
The optics and headlines have been jaw-dropping. The Donald has only been in the UK for a day or so but he has already managed to start a viral ‘khan-flict’ with lamebrain mayor Sadiq Khan (check his poor performance metrics here), jousted indirectly with socialist kook Jeremy Corbyn (“a negative force!”) and reminded everyone that B-list hussy-cum-royal-opportunist Meghan Markle (yuk!) is basically “nasty.” He also lavished praise on Britain’s next PM, Boris Johnson (below with a similar shock of bedraggled blondness, a.k.a. ‘BoJo‘), and extolled our favorite tooth-stained Brexiteer, Nigel Farage, whose new political-cultural tsunami, ‘BREXIT‘ — the newest Eurosceptic party — is gaining mad traction.
Gaggles of goofy Marxists/Fabians from the London School of Economics, unionists, ANTIFA misfits and pro-Euros (“a diverse carnival of #Resistance”) are starting to ooze onto the streets around Westminster and elsewhere, brandishing signs, bellyaching about politics, transgender issues, air pollution, etc., and adding to the frisson and friction of the rollicking Trump state visit. The posh monarchs in charge decided to nix the high-profile carriage ride to Buckingham Palace for Donny from Queens and his Eastern Bloc bride, Melania (who has been looking absolutely breathtaking — fashion-wise, of course — in every frame thus far!…Anna Wintour really needs to get woke!). That’s a paradox and a pity, especially since Chinese autocrat Xi Jinping (below) rode the gold coach during his red carpet extravaganza back in 2015. Did righteous signaller of all virtue Sadiq Khan say anything then when he was a Tooting MP? Nope.
Anyway, not much dazzles President Trump, apart from his own very stable genius and political nous, but being in the presence of the Queen is something pristine. She has, after all, reigned since Donald was a young squirt. The Queen Bee has been receiving US presidents (and tyrannical twats/real-deal dictators like Robert Mugabe, Vladimir Putin, etc.!) since Dwight Eisenhower was America’s big kahuna (back in 1959) and commands the world’s it-est, most kickass monarchy/crown. No wonder President Trump is beaming in Britain. “Yassssss Queen”
They laid a wreath at the tomb of the Unknown Warrior and reinforced the very special Anglo-American nexus that has made the world a much better, safer and enlightened commons (what many historians have characterized as “the world’s two greatest modernizing forces.”). They also talked up a potential bilateral trade deal between the two steadfast allies and rightly chastised Chinese hyper-hacker Huawei, a mutual adversary and sure-fire saboteur of Anglo-US leadership. The GBP rallied and Pax Americana / Pax Britannica was evoked in dramatic and visceral terms. US markets went parabolic, moving up +1.93% by noon. The FTSE finished up, too.
Whatever your take on UK-US relations or your perspective on the
Anglosphere, today is a good day for the ‘Special Relationship.’ Sir Winston Churchill, that perennial freedom fighter, proponent of American power, imperial crackerjack and ‘politically incorrect’ rabble-rouser, would be stoked. The Queen even gifted POTUS a rare, first-edition book by the British ‘Bulldog’, titled, ‘The Gathering Storm.’ Cheers! The Brits and the Yanks “mustn’t grumble” too much. They seldom do.
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